Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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