Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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