I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She told me I should be a condom model.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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