I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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