STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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