If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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