You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
