hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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