I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
