Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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