So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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