i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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