Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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