rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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