Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
