oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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