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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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