Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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