Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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