One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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