it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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