please come you make the beer taste better
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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