I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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