...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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