Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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