just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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