so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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