We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
