Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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