so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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