it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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