I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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