People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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