belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just high enough for therapy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
