Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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