Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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