Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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