I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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