so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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