They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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