Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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