For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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