You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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