it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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