doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
True strength comes from lack of pants
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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