just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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