i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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