Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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