Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think people are normalizing furries
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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