I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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